December 2007
I love you. And boy am I going to miss you.
Woman Allegedly Stabs Husband Over Gift →
“I can hardly wait to play guitar man!”
– My mom, expressing confused joy at our trip home next week.
“Lily ‘Thrilled’ To Be Pregnant… But She’ll Have to Stay...”
– Headline from the Daily News I’m not really sure how she got pregnant in the first place if that’s her predilection. Crazy brits…
Beautiful boat. Disgusting fuel. →
Just what we need: Moral justification for lipo. If I don’t use the extra cushion in my tush to prevent global warming, then the terrorists win.
best ebay auction ever →
How is the bidding on this not already at one million dollars? Does no one understand the value of anything anymore? PS - Read the Questions to Seller. Hilarious. (via peterwknox ) — triciaward
Cheesy graphics almost make television news...
Oh wait - you’re talking about “Politics!!” ?! With shooting stars and fancy photoshopping and everything?!! Well yeah, now that you jazzed democracy all up, of course I care. I might even vote now! And thank God you had the 9-11 graphic and the Hurricane Katrina clip art - I don’t think I’d have realized the gravity and sadness of either...
Lip Dubbing: Afternoons and Coffeespoons from Jakob Lodwick on Vimeo. I can’t decide if I think this guy is an arrogant ass (with quotes like “One year ago, today, I uploaded the first lip dubbing video and also coined the term. This has been, by far, the most successful meme I have created.”), or simply an ambitious but sincere man who...
# 7 from Selected Poems of Rainer Maria Rilke
I am too alone in the world, and not alone enough to make every minute holy. I am too tiny in this world, and not tiny enough just to lie before you like a thing, shrewd and secretive. I want my own will, and I want simply to be with my will, as it goes toward action, and in the silent, sometimes hardly moving times when something is coming near, I want to be with those who know secret things or...
On Line Dating Tip #178 →
"It's his humanness. He's not like a robot." →
Our standards for electibility have maybe sunk too low…
Creepy. But probably also very entertaining for... →
Crap. Why didn't anyone tell me Chuck Norris and... →
Watchi want to work with that guy.
Great. I finally love a gaming system and it's... →
A visual catalog of the phrases presidential... →
